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Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Ma

Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an often
chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and
organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will
include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some
overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on
rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel
expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

The rest of your life.  Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.  Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also,
must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero
to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the
backyard are not someone just crying wolf.  Must be willing to face
stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously
sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. 
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of
multiple homework projects.  Must have ability to plan and organize social
gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.  Must be willing to
be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next.  Must handle assembly
and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys and
battery operated devices. 
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.  Must assume
final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work
throughout the facility.

Virtually none.  Your job is to remain in the same position for years,
without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that
those in your charge can ultimately surpass you.

None required unfortunately.  On-the-job training offered on  a continually
exhausting basis.
Get this - You pay them!  Offering frequent raises and bonuses.  A balloon
payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will
help them become financially independent.  When you die, you give them
whatever is left.  The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement,
no paid holidays and no stock options are offered, this job supplies
limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you
play your cards right. 
Any takers? :)

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